officialcrow:

ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material

(Source: firmlygr4spit)

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway)

yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

(Source: xoxstarlight)

ugly:

ugly:

i took so many shots today

at the doctors

futurefantasticxmasurl:

qtheresurrection:


Steven Spielberg behind the scenes of Jurassic Park (1993)

So realistic!!

yeah steven looks almost human here

futurefantasticxmasurl:

qtheresurrection:

Steven Spielberg behind the scenes of Jurassic Park (1993)

So realistic!!

yeah steven looks almost human here

(Source: cinecat)

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

(Source: coachcrewneck)

420kawaii:

420kawaii:

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keep yerr hands off me formula 

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fuk u crabs

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I’m ready 

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merowre

did-you-kno:

Expectant mothers can “meet” their unborn baby by ordering a life-sized replica that is made using ultrasound images and a 3D printer. Source

mychemgirl15:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Fun fact: the reason that people threw tomatoes at bad actors in the medieval age was because tomatoes were thought to be poisonous to humans. They aimed for the mouths because they were trying to kill them

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

ctrayn:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore

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