when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan